The remainder of The Hoer will be posted tomorrow -- looks like haiku week will have to be postponed until our staff recovers from last week's trade show. We won't say where it was or what trade was involved, but we will say turkey baster, lube and three cheeseburgers.

Draw your own conclusions.

Tonight's match-up:

Chicago (+1.5) at MIAMI (39): This looks to be a pretty even match-up, so we'll lean heavily on two factors -- the Dolphins are at home and Jay Cutler sucks when he's pressured. Dolphins 22, Bears 17.