Wednesday, April 26, 2006

It turns out Kevin Costner's acting is not the only thing wooden about him. Word is now getting out Costner apparently spent a little time dancing with himself while he attended a celebrity pro-am event at St. Andrews in 2004.

A hotel masseuse was fired after she accused Costner of exposing himself and masturbating while she massaged him. The woman settled with the hotel just before a tribunal was to hear her wrongful termination case.

Oh, the jokes ...

Possible Costner remakes in light of this information:

Look At My Post, Man!
Tin Fap
Throbbin Wood
The Touchables
Field of Creams

There was some question about the veracity of the woman's claim, but the hotel's lawyers agreed to settle when she said could identify Costner's unusual masturbatory style -- back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left.

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